Professional New York City multimedia artist, self-educated, reclusive, bespectacled, tall, stoic, sarcastic, eccentric, hard-rocking, tattooed, scientific, excessively-geeky, atheist, Independent non-voter free-market capitalist Constitutionalist Libertarian, foul, anti-heroic, rednecky, greedy, Guinness-drinking, techie, horny, ambitious LEGO master craftsman.
SAG/AFTRA actor. Energy drink addict. Partially-autistic. Gundam-watcher. Nappy-headed. Cat fancier. Hermit. Bitter. 1/4th American Indian, 3/4th everything else. Filthy Gypsy. Mutton-chopped. Ocarina player. Inventor. Over-eater. Pitier-of-fools. Boot-wearer. Long fingernails. Lives in an attic. Spends his paychecks on LEGO bricks. Born to raise hell. Robot in disguise. Real American. Speaks in sentence fragments.
I also own a minifridge.
Check out my bizarre and amusing website full of LEGO bricks, art, designs, and sideburns:baronvonbrunk.com/
Current Residence: Koreatown, Flushing, Queens, NY, USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXXXXXL
Print preference: Gutenberg
Favourite genre of music: Classic rock and heavy metal
Favourite photographer: Hubble Space Telescope
Favourite style of art: LEGO dioramas
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: My 120 GB iPod filled with heavy rock
Shell of choice: The location on Kennedy Blvd.; they pump your gas for you!
Wallpaper of choice: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Skin of choice: Nudity
Favourite cartoon character: A tie between Dick Dastardly or Krusty the Clown
Personal Quote: "Some people wanted champagne & caviar when they should've had beer and hot dogs." -Dwight D. Eisenhower